“The Butt Gut”

Yet Another Reason Not To Pass Out At A Party

you should not be the first person to pass out at a party!

Why Snowmen Hate Dogs

A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and tells the doctorshe’s broken every single bone in her body.“That’s impossible!” says the doctor. The blonde says, “No, it’s really true. Look!”She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams “Ouch!”Then she touches her arm and yells “Eeeeoooow!”Finally she touches her ribs and can barely…