The Crime Scene of a Drunk, a Funny Picture from Funnies.com

After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following: 

Signs Your Cow Has Mad-Cow Disease Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.  She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.”  Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.  Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body.  Your cow…