Funny Church Signs

Holy Humor!!  1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:CHURCH CAR PARKING – FOR MEMBERS ONLY,TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTIZED!That took care of the problem!2. “No God – No Peace?   Know God – Know Peace.” 3. “Free Trip to heaven.   Details Inside!” 4. “Try our…

Jack Schitt

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says; “You don’t know Jack Schitt.”Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.            Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt,the owner of the Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.They had…

Redneck on a Hot Date

Here’s a double dose of Redneck Humor for you! (Don’t get offended.  The owner of Funnies.com is a redneck, too.) Redneck Medical Terms Artery………………….The study of paintings.Benign………………….What you be after you be eight.Bacteria………………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium………………….What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section…………A neighborhood in Rome.Cat Scan…………………Searching for Kitty. Cauterize……………….Made eye contact with her.Coma……………………A punctuation mark.Dilate………………….To…