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The Pillsbury DoughboyHas Passed Away Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry…
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Why You Should NOTGive Your Child Markers for Christmas
A Misunderstanding by the Reindeer
* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” * Your Jedi robe is camouflage. * You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. * You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. * You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your…
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“Special”is a wordthat is used to describesomething one-of-a-kindlike a hug or a sunsetor a person who spreads lovewith a smile or kind gesture. “Special”describes peoplewho act from the heartand keep in mind the hearts of others. “Special”applies to somethingthat is admired and preciouswhich can never be replaced. “Special”is the wordthat best describesYOU!
The Texan Farmer A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and begins talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the…