Archive of Funnies.com content from the 1990s.
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The last test had left his system upset. For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom. Finally giving up on going, he decided his latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put. …
The Moods of a Woman An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,A woman is a bundle of contradiction,She’s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,She’ll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,She’ll win you in…
I searched high and low and finally found the perfect date for you. Her face isn’t that great, but she has a terrific body! Click here to see her.
(3) The Redneck Boat Click here for redneck picture #4
Shove It Up Your …! Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology.Before he…
The Cutest Costume Ever!
(18) Microsoft Windows for Rednecks Click here for redneck picture #19
You just had to click on it, didn’t you? You just couldn’t stand it, could you? You must be the biggest MORON that has ever lived! Seriously, you need to go to moron counseling. You should probably join a support group for total idiots and morons. I mean, I don’t want you to feel bad about yourself or…