The Crime Scene of a Drunk, a Funny Picture from Funnies.com

I was just “Monkeying Around“ and thought I’d say HELLO!

You’ve worked hard all day, and you deserve a coffee break! You have been sent a virtual cup of coffee!

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ”Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?” And the man says, ”Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real bond, he’s…

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work,plops down on the couch in front of the television,and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighs and gets him a beer.  Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beerbefore it starts!”  She looks across, but fetches another beer…