Monkey Business
I was just “Monkeying Around“
and thought I’d say HELLO!

I was just “Monkeying Around“
and thought I’d say HELLO!
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feelingtoo hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wifewould be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,”and would probably have a present for me.She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s…
After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following:
I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back: My mother made me a homosexual! Below in another handwriting: If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?
Little Johnny’s Drawing