A Snowman’s Funeral

Reason #3 why you should never be the first one to pass out at a party… (Reason 1 and Reason 2 in case you missed them)
Holy Humor!! 1. There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:CHURCH CAR PARKING – FOR MEMBERS ONLY,TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTIZED!That took care of the problem!2. “No God – No Peace? Know God – Know Peace.” 3. “Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!” 4. “Try our…
If Men Could Have a Remote Control for Women
I saw this on a washroom wall at a truck stop on Highway 401, near Port Hope, Ontario a few years back: My mother made me a homosexual! Below in another handwriting: If I left her the wool, would she make me one too?