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A woman arrived at the Gates
of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet
her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you!
We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the
woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I
get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman
asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled
"Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint
Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of
Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding
the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to
see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty
well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the
beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were
ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the
little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion.
And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on
vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and
hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word,"
the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband
asked.
"Czechoslovakia."
Moral of the story:
Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to pay later!
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