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I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and mywife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else…After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finallyproceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottleand poured the contents down the sinkwith the exception of one glass, which…

“Ridiculous Quotes”

After centuries of pondering, contemplating, studying, researching, and experimenting, men have finally concluded the following: 

20 Really Cheesy Jokes 1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,“I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” 3.Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic…