Blonde at the Doctor’s Office

A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and tells the doctor
she’s broken every single bone in her body.
“That’s impossible!” says the doctor.

The blonde says, “No, it’s really true. Look!”
She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams “Ouch!”
Then she touches her arm and yells “Eeeeoooow!”
Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure
as the tears start to roll down her face.
She says, “See, I told you I broke every bone in my body.”

The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination.

“Well, miss,” he tells her,
“I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is, you haven’t broken every bone in your body.
The bad news is, you’ve broken your finger.”