My Butt Hurts

20 Really Cheesy Jokes 1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,“I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” 3.Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A dyslexic…

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates… It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today,might burn your ass tomorrow.

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