The Perfect Date For You
I searched high and low
and finally found the perfect date for you.
Her face isn’t that great,
but she has a terrific body!
I searched high and low
and finally found the perfect date for you.
Her face isn’t that great,
but she has a terrific body!
Little Johnny’s Drawing
Spelling to get into Heaven A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw…
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest onesat the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good forthe herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole groupkeeps improving by the regular…
We all know this is what happens when women drink too much water… but THIS is what happens when MEN drink too much water!