The Perfect Date For You

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding… Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my fifth DUI. Officer: Can I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: Oh, it’s not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: Yeah. Oh, but come to think…

Hands in the Clouds I would flip out if I saw the clouds form like this!

I was just “Monkeying Around“ and thought I’d say HELLO!

Crime Scene of a Drunk