The Perfect Date For You
I searched high and low
and finally found the perfect date for you.
Her face isn’t that great,
but she has a terrific body!
I searched high and low
and finally found the perfect date for you.
Her face isn’t that great,
but she has a terrific body!
I was just “Monkeying Around“ and thought I’d say HELLO!
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and mywife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else…After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finallyproceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottleand poured the contents down the sinkwith the exception of one glass, which…
The #1 Reason you should not be the first person to pass out at a party!
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, “What’s wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, “This pretty lady will gather food for…
Crime Scene of a Drunk