Archive of Jokes from the 1990s
The Texan Farmer A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and begins talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the…
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest onesat the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good forthe herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole groupkeeps improving by the regular…
Are you a complete drama queen? Take the test below to find out. The length of this test will depend solely on how much of a drama queen you are. If you are not a drama queen the test will last about five minutes. But, if you answer the questions incorrectly and prove to be…
Life is NOT like a box of chocolates… It‘s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today,might burn your ass tomorrow.
This is Just Wrong…
Don’t waste your time. You’re NOT gonna find one!
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work,plops down on the couch in front of the television,and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Ten minutes later, he says, “Get me another beerbefore it starts!” She looks across, but fetches another beer…