Happy Birthday, Smiles and Laughter
I hope your birthday is filled with smiles and laughter!
Killing Time
I’ve just been laying around, killing time, and waiting to hear from you!
Moron Jokes
Moron Jokes for all your Moron Friends Why do morons like lightning?They think someone is taking their picture. Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast? Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! ! What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it…
The Perfect Date
I’m sureyou twowill makea wonderfulcouple! Good luckto you both!
The Redneck Poet
The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was “Timbuktu.” First to…
Silent Fart Joke
A man walks into the doctor’s office with a serious problem! “Doctor, I’ve had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I’ve had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?” The…
The Stupid Test
OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprisedof four easy questions to determine the level of your intellect. Seeif you have what it takes to be considered “smart.” Your repliesmust be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating orwasting of time. And no cheating! On Your Mark, Get Set, Go… 1: You are…
The Lost Dr. Seuss Tongue Twister
See if you can do this.Read each line aloud:————————————- This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis is to catThis is keep catThis is a catThis is dumbass catThis is busy catThis is for catThis is forty catThis is seconds cat Now read only the third wordfrom each line aloud! This is this catThis is is catThis is how catThis…